Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

To Carry Care To Bed Is To Sleep With A Pack On Your Back

Vanity Is Not Half A Bad Principle, If It Will But Stick To Legitimate Business.

I Have Learnt A Good Deal From My Own Talk.

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?