Liberals Have Many Tails And Chase Them

Deep Within The Heart Of Every Evangelist Lies The Wreck Of A Car Salesman.

It Is More Blessed To Give Than Receive; For Example, Wedding Presents.

The Gettysburg Adress Has Been Included, Of Late, In Several Anthologies Of Poetry. It Actually Meets The Major Requirement Of All Poetry: It Is A Mellifluous And Emotional Statement Of The Obviously Not True. The Men Who Fought For Self-determination At Gettysburg Were Not The Federals But The Confederates.

The Worst Of Marriage Is That It Makes A Woman Believe That All Men Are Just As Easy To Fool.

A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin Or When He Sees Silver He Looks For The Cloud It Lines. A Wise Happy Person Does The Exact Opposite.