Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.