Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

I Think It Would Be Worse To Get Mauled By A Dancing Bear Than Just A Regular Bear Because You Can't Totally Blame The Dancing Bear.

When A Dalmatian Sees A Cow He Must Be Like, 'what The Hell Happened To Him? I Am High Right Now. That Dalmatian Is Fat And Smeary.' When The Cow Sees The Dalmatian He Must Be Like, 'he Looks Amazing. I Am So Out Of Shape, This Is Ridiculous. My Tits Are On The Ground Here.

Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.