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You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!

Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled Backwards Is 'o Grab Me

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.