Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

What Do You Mean, You "don't Believe In Homosexuality?" It's Not Like The Easter Bunny, Your Belief Isn't Necessary.

Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With Me To Get Whatever They Want. Of Course It Works.

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.

They Are Preserving The Sanctity Of Marriage, So That Two Gay Men Who've Been Together For Twenty-five Years Can't Get Married, But A Guy Can Still Get Drunk In Vegas And Marry A Hooker At The Elvis Chapel! The Sanctity Of Marriage Is Saved!

No One Has The Responsibility To Be Out To Anyone But Himself Or Herself. I Made My Choice A Million Years Ago.