Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.