Journalism Is To Politician As Dog Is

Before A Man Speaks It Is Always Safe To Assume That He Is A Fool. After He Speaks, It Is Seldom Necessary To Assume It.

The First Kiss Is Stolen By The Man; The Last Is Begged By The Woman.

Justice Is What You Get When You Run Out Of Money.

Clergyman: A Ticket Speculator Outside The Gates Of Heaven.

The Most Curious Social Convention Of The Great Age In Which We Live Is The One To The Effect That Religious Opinions Should Be Respected.