I've Never Been A Blind Romantic.

Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do The Toilet Scenes Well And Commit To Them, They Can Be Really, Really Powerful.

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!

Sure, I've Done Movies In Which I Was Embarrassed By My Performance, Or Might Not Have Cared For A Co-star. Then I'd Have To Tell Lies, Like, 'oh, We Love Each Other; Everything Was Perfect!'

When You Have A Full Page Of Well-written Dialogue That Has A Thought Process To It, It Is Pretty Easy To Memorize. It's A Lot Easier To Memorize Than If You're In A Scene And Other People Are Talking, And You Have Maybe One Word Or One Sentence That You Have To Interject At The Right Time And In A Natural Way.

Women Are Like Ovens. We Need 5 To 15 Minutes To Heat Up.