I've Got The Moves Like Jagger.

Do I Really Have Moves Like Jagger? F**king A, No, I Don’t. But I Was Going To Tell Everybody That I Did And Hoped They Believed Me.

I Love Music Videos, I Really Do. I Think It's Kind Of Sad That It's A Dying Art Form.

I Don't Date My Girlfriend Because She's A Model. I Date Her Because I Love Her.

Hey, Bro...so There's Like 7,000 Paparazzi Outside. Maybe Two Of You Guys Can Roll Over, And One Of You Can Grab The Ferrari, And Then We Can Just Split? Thanks, Bro.

I Play In A Band, I Write Songs, I Sing, You Know, Perform On Stage.