I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

The Poorer People And Criminals Of Mexico Who Are Not Very Religious But Not Quite Atheists, Either, Worship Saint Death.

Well I'm Trying To Think What I Put In... I Think I Put In 'why?' To See If I'd Confuse The Computer.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.