I've Been Homeless. I've Worked At 7-eleven.

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I'm Calling On The Supreme Leader Of North Korea, Or As I Call Him, 'kim,' To Do Me A Solid And Cut Kenneth Bae Loose.

A Player Dreams Of Being A Superstar, But He Doesn't Want People Flocking All Over Him Asking For An Autograph.

The Life I Was Leading Was Changing Me Into Someone I Didn't Even Know.

I Spent My Whole Childhood Looking For An Escape.