I've Been Doing Comedies But I'm Not

I've Always Played The Guys That End Up Having The Wisecracks.

As I've Gotten Older, I've Become Attracted To Things That Have Substance.

I'm A Big People-watcher. I Love It. But I Feel Bad About It, Because I Always Get Caught!

I'm The Kind Of Guy That If I Don't Work Out, I Will Get Bigger And Look Like One Of The Guys Who Used To Play Sports.

In High School I Went On About Three Dates.