I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent Gets A Call For You And You Go And They All Get Together, Everybody Has Fun At The Reading, And They Say, "there's Chemistry Here." So That's How It Happens.