I've Always Believed In Survival.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

My Grandmother Made Dying Her Life's Work.

As Somebody Once Said, We're Not Punished For Our Sins, We're Punished By Them.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.