It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!