It's Not Tipping I Believe In. It's

It's So Hard To Believe In Anything Anymore, You Know What I Mean? It's Like, Religion, You Really Can't Take It Seriously, 'cause It Seems So Mythological, And Seems So Arbitrary; And Then On The Other Hand, Science Is Just Pure Empiricism, And By Virtue Of Its Method, It Excludes Metaphysics. I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

I Find Animated Movies Very Touching. They Reach An Audience That's Hard To Get With A Live-action Film.

With Comedy, You Have No Place To Go But More Comedy, So You're Never Off The Hook.

Comedy Makes You Humble. Because There Are So Many Opportunities To Miss, And Strike Out.

Kids Like My Act Because I'm Wearing Nose Glasses. Adults Like My Act Because There's A Guy Who Thinks Putting On Nose Glasses Is Funny.