It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A

I Think I'm Actually A Mainstream, Popcorn-eating Kid. I've Always Been That, So I'd Sit There Watching Action Movies And American Moves Before I Watch Other Movies Quite Often Because I Am That Kid. But I've Pushed Into The More Alternative Area Because That's Where It Gets Really Interesting Creatively.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?