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I Try Not To Think. It Interferes With Being Nuts" - Leo Valdez

The Wind Blowing Through My Ripped Clothes Was So Cold That I Felt Like A Percysicle.

What About King Tut’s Tomb?” I Protested. “that Boy King?” Zia Rolled Her Eyes. “boring. You Should See Some Of The Good Tombs.

Sometimes Wisdom Came From Strange Places, Even From Giant Teenaged Goldfish.

All Right Cupcakes Listen Up!