It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.