It's Always Something

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.