It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

Tolerance Is The One Essential Ingredient ... You Can Take It From Me That The Queen Has The Quality Of Tolerance In Abundance.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.