It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked

I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think. I'm Kind Of All Or Nothing, You Know? Either Put A Baby Inside Of Me Or Leave Me Alone.

I Want To Go To New Zealand. I Have No Idea What It's Like, And In My Head, Everyone Lives In/on An Ice Lake, So I'd Like To Come Stay.

When You Improvise, You Work Off The Laughs From The Audience, But When You Step On Stage To Do Standup, It's Silent.

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!

I've Felt Depressed Many Times In My Life, So I Can Draw On Those Times In My Life When I Need To.