It Was My Father Who Taught Me

I Haven't Really Ever Had To Audition For Anything.

I Love It When Somebody Makes Me Laugh - It's What Attracts Me To People.

I Don't Read Novels Whilst I'm Writing One; I Just Haven't Got A Wide Enough Brain To Concentrate On Incoming And Outgoing In The Same Time Zone.

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

People Need To Learn To Take Everyone As They Are.