It Takes At Least One To Make

I Don't Want To See The Uncut Version Of Anything.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About Diets. It Seems To Me That They Are Wonderful Things For Other People To Go On.

Women Speak Because They Wish To Speak, Whereas A Man Speaks Only When Driven To Speak By Something Outside Himself Like, For Instance, He Can't Find Any Clean Socks.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.