It’s Hard To Look In Charge When

When She Kissed Me, I Had The Feeling My Brain Was Melting Right Through My Body.

That Really Was Not Fun, Though. Well, The Hitting-her-with-a-stick Part, That Was Fun. But Crashing Into A Concrete Bear? Not Fun.

My Face Felt Like My Normal Face, As If That Part Of Me Hadn’t Transformed Into A Bird. [fine, Sadie. Call Me The Carter-headed Chicken. Happy?]

And I Was Holding Someone Who Was Destined To Be My Best Friend, Or Possibly My Worst Enemy.

I Plucked A Ruby Off The Nearest Plant And Threw It At Hades.