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My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.

Follow Your Dreams, Because Your Dreams Won't Follow You.

I Want To Be Buried With A Mobile Phone, Just In Case I'm Not Dead.

My Dream Is To Have A Gay Son.

In The Past, I've Thrown Myself Into Work So Much There's Been Very Little Room For Anything Else.