It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets

Resentments Are The Rocket Fuel That Lives In The Tip Of My Saber.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.

It's Not An Act. I Love It. It's Totally Original. People Go, 'what's Going On With This Guy? Why Does He Sound So Weird? What Is Going On In His Brain. I Don't Know. Just One Day I Suddenly Woke Up With A New Brain.

Duh! So, We're Asking You Now, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Lines That This Warlock Brain Produced?