Is It Against The Law To Kill

Chess And Me, It's Hard To Take Them Apart. It's Like My Alter Ego.

It's The Fault Of The Chess Players Themselves. I Don't Know What They Used To Be, But Now They're Not The Most Gentlemanly Group. When It Was A Game Played By The Aristocrats It Had More Like You Know Dignity To It. When They Used To Have The Clubs, Like No Women Were Allowed And Everybody Went In Dressed In A Suit, A Tie, Like Gentlemen, You Know. Now, Kids Come Running In Their Sneakers. Even In The Best Chess Club-and They Got Women In There. It's A Social Place And People Are Making Noise, It's A Madhouse.

Chess Is Like War On A Board

They're Lying Bastards. Jews Were Always Lying Bastards Throughout Their History. They're A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Vile, Criminal People.

Chess Demands Total Concentration