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Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.
-Joan Rivers
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Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food
Joan Rivers
Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.
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