In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.