In Hollywood, No One Knows Anything.

[prince Humperdinck] Was Seventy-five Minutes Away From His First Female Murder, And He Wondered If He Could Get His Fingers To Her Throat Before Even The Start Of A Scream. He Had Been Practicing On Giant Sausages All The Afternoon And Had The Movements Down Pretty Pat, But Then, Giant Sausages Weren’t Necks And All The Wishing In The World Wouldn’t Make Them So.

My Westley Will Come For Me.

Westley: Hear This Now: I Will Always Come For You. Buttercup: But How Can You Be Sure? Westley: This Is True Love-you Think This Happens Every Day? Westley: I Told You I Would Always Come For You. Why Didn't You Wait For Me? Buttercup: Well...you Were Dead. Westley: Death Cannot Stop True Love. All It Can Do Is Delay It For A While. Buttercup: I Will Never Doubt Again. Westley: There Will Never Be A Need.

There Have Been Five Great Kisses Since 1642 B.c...(before Then Couples Hooked Thumbs.) And The Precise Rating Of Kisses Is A Terribly Difficult Thing, Often Leading To Great Controversy.... Well, This One Left Them All Behind.

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.