I'm Very Proud Of My Scottish Blood.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.

I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear Disposable Diapers.

Everybody Gets The Tattoo They Deserve.

I've Run Into Certain Geniuses Of Individualism - They Are Very Few And Far Between - Who Live Their Lives Completely On Their Own Terms; They Are Very Powerful And Have A Great Amount Of Happiness. We All Should Aspire To That.

As I've Gotten Older I've Become A Devotee Of 19th-century Authors, Such As Charles Dickens And George Eliot.