I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

Funny Is Funny Is Funny.

I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think Laughter Is The Secret.

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.