I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir

I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl.

I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir Presumptive.

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.

Disobedience Is My Joy!