I'm The Gun Guy, A Loud Guitar

I Don't Wanna Be A Rock Star. I Don't Believe In Rock Stars. If You Really Examine What Goes With Being A Rock Star, I've Avoided That Really Well.

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

How Many More Times Are We Going To Cower Under Tables And Chairs, Whimpering Like Mindless Dogs, Thinking That Someone Else Has The Responsibility To Save And Protect Us?

My Memory Bank Has Overflowed Out Of Control Forever. I'm Surprised My Smile Hasn't Killed Me Yet. I Have Lived An Indescribable Joyful, Adventurous, Musical Dream Life And It Just Gets Better Every Year.

I Don't Like Repeat Offenders; I Like Dead Offenders.