I'm The Comedic Girl Next Door And

I Deserve To Be Happy And I Think A Lot Of People Stay In Relationships For Wrong Reasons And Instead Of Just Looking At Each Other And Just Saying, 'you Know, It's Like Sands Of The Hourglass, We Learned Our Lessons, We Can End In War Or We Can End In Peace.'

Almost Everyone Has Or Will Experience Getting Dumped In Their Lifetime. Unless, Of Course, You're A Nun. Jesus Can't Dump Nuns.

The One Thing I Like About 'playboy' Is They Don't Have The Anorexic Look. The Women Are Voluptuous. So I Didn't Really Want To Diet. I Just Wanted To Tone Up.

I Wanted To Be In Jim Carrey Comedy Movies Before I Met Him. I Wanted To Be A Comedian On Stage 19, Yukking It Up.

So Basically, I Don't Know What I'm Talking About. But Maybe I Do.