I'm Telling You, It's Fu**ing Hard To

Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten Pounds, And Since Howie's Been On A Diet He's Gained Three.

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Here's A Basic Difference Between Morelli And Me. My First Thought Was Always Of Cake. His First Thought Was Always Of Sex. Don't Get Me Wrong. I Like Sex . . . A Lot. But It's Never Going To Replace Cake.

Looks Like You're On A Roll. This Is The Second Car You've Toasted This Week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six