I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On

It Took Me A Long, Long Time To Learn What I Now Know, And I Don't Want That To Die With Me.

Cock Your Hat - Angles Are Attitudes.

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.

The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

Stay Alive, Stay Active, And Get As Much Practice As You Can.