I'm Still Pretty Self-centered, Greedy And Angry.

I'm Not Saying Being A Comedian Is Brain Surgery, But It Is Definitely - It's Like Being A Carpenter. You Learn How To Make Tables And Chairs. You Have To Have The Right Tools, And You Have To Know How To Put The Thing Together, Right?

Firefighters Are Some Of The Most Selfless Public Servants You Will Ever Encounter.

I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too Big.

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.

I Actually Like Talking.