I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.

Why Do We Love Our Grandparents So Much? Part Of The Reason I Think Has To Do With The Tremendous Natural Affection And Affinity That Kids Have For Older People, Whether They Are Their Actual Grandparents Or Not.

The Critics - How Come You Never See Any Of Them On Tv?