I'm So Into Momminess.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.