I'm So Into Momminess.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.