I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose

I Sometimes Wonder How We're Short Of Cod. There's Gonna Be A Load Deep Down That Are Hiding. But It's A Good Reason To Put The Price Up, And It Means A Load Of People Will Have Haddock. They Should Tell People They're Running Out Of All Sorts. Make 'em Panic A Bit.

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're Aware Of Knowledge.