I'm Really A Pacifist.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.