I'm Nothing If Not An Optimist.

I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump Announces His Celebrity Cabinet.

Someone Did A Study Of The Three Most-often-heard Phrases In New York City. One Is "hey Taxi." Two Is "what Train Do I Take To Get To Bloomingdales?" And Three Is "don't Worry, It's Only A Flesh Wound.

I Had No Idea This Thing Was Televised. Boy, Is My Face Red.

Wherever We've Travelled In This Great Land Of Ours, We've Found That People Everywhere Are About 90% Water.

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'