I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.