I'm Not Really A Pitcher; I Just

I Found Golf Late In Life, In 1990. I Took Some Lessons And Struggled. Then One Day, I Hit A Drive That Was So Crisp And Clean, With No Vibration. There's No Feeling Like It. I Was Hooked.

What, Like I Want To Look Like Dick Clark? No. I Think I Look Great With Liver Spots.

There Are Three Things Being A Celebrity Is Good For: Raising Money For Charity, Dinner Reservations And Tee Times.

I Spent A Weekend In The White House With President Clinton, Back In '99, I Guess. We Played Golf And Just Hung Out And Talked On Many Subjects. I Saw Him Several Times Subsequently In L.a. He's The Smartest Man I Ever Met, A Great Politician. Everybody Was Star Struck Around Him.

We All Have One, In One Form Or Another. To Me, This Dragon Is Both The Wild Nature Of Ourselves And Our Conscience In His Embodiment Of The Old Code Ethical Behavior And Morality. At The Same Time, He's Our Unconscious, The Place From Which Our Dreams Arise. I Just Spoke My Lines To The Dragon Within Me.