I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.