I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

A Lot Of The Comedians Nowadays Just Do Comedy As A Stepping Stone. Take For Example Dane Cook. The Guy Is Huge. The Main Reason He Got Into It Is To Do What He Is Doing Now: Film And Television Work.

Tv Show's Really Quick. You're In, You're Out. A Film Usually Takes A Lot Longer. However, A Voiceover Is Very Much Like Tv In The Sense That It's Really Quick. For Example, I Did The Movie Planes In One Day.

I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney Dangerfield. He Had This Hbo Young Comedians Special And He'd Always Bring Up New Talent, And I Loved That!

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!