I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.